Jokes:
Q: How many letters in the alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in the alphabet
Q:David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle and ?
A:David
Q: Knock, knock who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
A: No bell, that's why I knocked
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the titanic?
A: Sanka
Q: Why do french like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food
Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jelly fish
Q: What is green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two tired
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