1: Between a 4 year old and a parent:
Kid: "But mummy I want a lollipop"
Parent: "If you have one you won't eat your dinner so no"
Kid: "I promise I will, trust me mummy"
Parent: "No sweetie after dinner and thats final"
Kid: "Aw but I love you and I am only little"
Parent: "NO now shut up and go to timeout"
2: Between two insects:
Fly: "So what have you been doing lately"
Snail: "Just sliding around making trails and eating plants, what about you"
Fly: "Just flying around peoples food and bathing in their drinks"
Snail: "That must annoy them and it must be so funny when they get angry"
Fly: "Yeah but I am getting burnt from the drinks"
Snail: "Well don't do it then you dipstick"
3: Between two pieces of rubbish in a bin:
Coke can: "So have any people blow their noses on you in the past week"
Tissue: "No that is why I am in the trash you n00b"
Coke can: "Sorry bout I won't talk to you any more to make you happy"
Tissue: "No, you can talk to me I just don't want your stupidity around me"
Coke can: "Well thanks for being a great friend much"
Tissue: "My pleasure you steel dumbwit"
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